Ralph Wiggum Quotes & Sayings

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Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

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I caught a white apple.

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I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

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Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.

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I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum, and I've been a good boy.

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Featured Quote: "When I miss you, I don't have to go far...I just have to look inside my heart because that's where I'll find you."

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