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Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

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My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

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I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

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It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames

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Featured Quote: "A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation, doesn't always need togetherness, as long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends will never part..."

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