Henny Youngman Quotes & Sayings

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

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Gold Digger quotes

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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

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Military Family quotes

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You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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