Popular Topics

view all

Popular Authors

view all

Bo Burnham quotes

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the time.

Bo Burnham quotes

289 up, 46 down

Ex Girlfriend quotes Comedy quotes

favorite

Comment
Share your thoughts on what this quote means to you.

Bo Burnham Quotes & Sayings

Below are more quotes by Bo Burnham.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

21 up, 18 down

Bo Burnham quotes

favorite

Where are all the sour patch parents?

55 up, 4 down

Bo Burnham quotes

favorite

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

51 up, 26 down

Bo Burnham quotes

favorite

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

Live Chat (Members Only)

Quotes by Bo Burnham

Featured Quote: "Never stop doing little things for others. Sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part of their hearts."

added by: ritusagoo

Top Users This Week

NaughtyNishan
325k

ritusagoo
628k

_hOttieDeviL_
92.4k

Users Online

New Updates! (6/19/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by Bo Burnham and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Bo Burnham quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Bo Burnham quotes on the web!