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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

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My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

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People read me but they don't subscribe.

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They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

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You know what burns me? Matches.

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