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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

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My life needs editing.

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People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

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