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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

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Suggest Revision: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
 

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Suggest Revision: I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
 
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Suggest Revision: I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
 
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Suggest Revision: One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
 
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