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I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

There's such a boy's club with comedy in Hollywood and that's what Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell do-they develop their own comedies. I would really love to be a part of that as well. I did get a little tired of feeling like I'm waiting around for somebody to cast me in their comedy. That would happen, at times, but usually they'd be more of the straight-girl roles that aren't nearly as much fun to play. So, it was necessary for me to take some kind of initiative with my own career. I feel very fortunate with this one. I certainly wasn't very powerful, necessarily, in the whole process, but I feel like if I did it once, then I can do it again.

My wife let me get a transgender housekeeper. To have just one other penis in the house.

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If I do die, itll be in America. And it wont be on a snowboard. Itll either be on a toilet or hanging from a belt, naked.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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