Dodgeball Quotes & Sayings

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I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

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Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

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Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste. -Patches O Houlihan

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If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way. -Patches O Houlihan

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