Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings

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Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.

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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

All human rules are more or less idiotic.

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The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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