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Let's tell people we voted because of the worldwide financial meltdown rather than the free cup of Starbucks coffee.

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I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed.

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If we had sex, I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks.

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Coffee enhances my social phobias.

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I use the free Wi-Fi at Starbucks to complain to Starbucks about how slow their free Wi-Fi is.

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