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David Cross is one of the best comedic minds we have going nowadays. His subversive humor is backed up by his intellect.

There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.

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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

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