Michael Scott (The Office) Quotes & Sayings

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I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man of intensity and youth.

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I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations.

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Resents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, 'Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.'

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Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.

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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.

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