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Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

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Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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