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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.

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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books; how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

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I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate for his campaign the name "God." He's suggesting that God has endorsed the ticket and given permission to have His name used in promotional material in exchange for certain considerations, like school prayer. There are lots of cheap tricks used in political campaigns, and evoking God's name is one of them.

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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.

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