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Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like the creature from the pasty white lagoon.

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You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

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People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.

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Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

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I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

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