Joe Garagiola Quotes & Sayings

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I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

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The safest place would be in the fairway.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

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