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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

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One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

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Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

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