Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings

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Lying about having work done is such a put-down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.'

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I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!

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On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson, so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like.

How stupid can you get? Christina must have been thinking about food, thats why she forgot the words. Shes gotten so big. She looks like she could eat Lady GaGa. Great way to get rid of competition.

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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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