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Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

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Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

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One of the great things about female nudity is that at least they have the comfort of knowing that men have all different kinds of preferences. There's not that many women out there who like small penises, but I think I came out all right. Let's see if I ever get a date.

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Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was just saying thanks.

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