Billy Madison Quotes & Sayings

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Hen I was growing up, I was into movies like Ace Ventura and Billy Madison and Airplane. You know, movies where it's like, 'Welcome to Crazy World!' That to me was so refreshing and freeing, that people actually made a whole movie about bullshit.

You know something? You SUCK!

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Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?

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They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.

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That wasn't very nice. How about you sideburns? You want some of this milk?

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Featured Quote: "Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."

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