Mark Russell Quotes & Sayings

Below are more quotes by Mark Russell.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

1 up, 1 down

Mark Russell quotes

favorite

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

Live Chat (Members Only)

Quotes by Mark Russell

Featured Quote: "Do not allow the pain of loss, to stop the process of living."

added by: NSYPRE

Top Users This Week

NaughtyNishan
325.4k

ritusagoo
631.5k

_hOttieDeviL_
93.6k

Users Online

New Updates! (6/19/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by Mark Russell and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Mark Russell quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Mark Russell quotes on the web!