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Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah. -Jill

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Jay: Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much. Jonah: That's really all he's got.

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Fuck you, hormones! -Ben Stone

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Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous. -Jonah

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Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles. -Ben Stone

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