Jerry Lewis Quotes & Sayings

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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'

Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis.

What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.

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A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

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A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.

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