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This is what I'm talkin about, a fuckin showdown! -Ashley Schaeffer

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I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers

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How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers

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What is thy name, steed? -Stevie Janowski

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That's my game. Dickslapping is my game. -Ashley Schaeffer

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