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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now

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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

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