Cake Quotes & Sayings

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My grandsons really love my apple cake, which is from my grandmother's recipe.

Me: I'm gonna start dieting. *1 hour later* Me: Is that cake?!

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Hate how guys complain that you wear too much makeup, yet the girls they are attracted to, cake themselves in makeup.

I always carry cake, but that's just in case of a fork in the road.

I wish your birthday is filled with a sunshine of joys, rainbow of smiles and rainfalls of laughter. I also pray that for every extra candle on your cake, you receive an extra reason to smile. Happy Birthday to you, dear.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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New Updates! (6/19/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by Cake and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Cake quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Cake quotes on the web!