Gracie Allen Quotes & Sayings

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A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.'

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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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