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Letting my 13 year old daughter watch four seasons of South Park while we were in Hawaii. That's pretty bad. And we watched it together and the show is not the best content for her age.

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

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Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn't do drugs. That's about wraps it up. - Mr. Mackey

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Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef, Nurse Goodley, and myself. Team B will consist of Kenny. - Hell's Pass Hospital ER doctor

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In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. - The Newsreader

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