Evan Esar Quotes & Sayings

Below are more quotes by Evan Esar.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

7 up, 2 down

Evan Esar quotes

Guilt quotes Conscience quotes Humor quotes

favorite

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

4 up, 3 down

Evan Esar quotes

Desperation quotes Inspiration quotes

favorite

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

Live Chat (Members Only)

Quotes by Evan Esar

Featured Quote: "Do not allow the pain of loss, to stop the process of living."

added by: NSYPRE

Top Users This Week

NaughtyNishan
325.5k

ritusagoo
631.5k

_hOttieDeviL_
94.3k

Users Online

New Updates! (6/19/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by Evan Esar and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Evan Esar quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Evan Esar quotes on the web!