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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or to the atheists 'Look out for the wall!'

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You should not confuse your career with your life.

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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter.

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