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The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them

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There is no disappointment so numbing...as someone no better than you achieving more.

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Every writer I know has trouble writing.

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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them

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