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Shit just got real like Pinocchio turds.

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Me? Behave? Seriously!! As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance & Shaggy and Scooby-doo were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!

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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.

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The most fantastic, magical things can happen, and it all starts with a wish. -Jiminy Cricket

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On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?

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