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Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said, 'If God didn't want two homosexuals to marry, He never would have made old charming farmhouses upstate.'

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game.

Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.

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Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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