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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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The road to success is always under construction.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

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