Roseanne Barr Quotes & Sayings

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I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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