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There aren't enough days in the weekend.

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There aren't enough days in the weekend.

I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

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I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

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Featured Quote: "Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."

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