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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.

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I'm always amazed when someone tells me they've listened to the Family Guy commentary, like, Really? You could honestly sit through that?

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Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my first original property, and I just finished it...I couldn't tell ya. I don't know that I have an answer.

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It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green.

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Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?

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