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They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?

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Suggest Revision: They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?
 

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Suggest Revision: I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
 
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Suggest Revision: What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
 
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