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Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper historical roots in the American experience. Since the founding of our country, citizens from Ben Franklin to David Letterman have made fun of their elected officials.

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I was once involved in a same-sex marriage. There was the same sex over and over and over.

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New York...when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

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Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.

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I cannot sing, dance or act. What else would I be but a talk show host?

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