Peter Griffin Quotes & Sayings

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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.

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Um, if by ead you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.

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You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

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Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

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Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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