Funkadelic Quotes & Sayings

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All you inductees fall in out and form some kind of line or something. I want all the young ladies to stick your chests out.

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I spotted a lady who was on the prowl. I could tell by her makeup and the scent was there.

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She laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick. I was sick with the filthies and she smiled in her sleep.

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Eenie meanie minie moe, catch a junkie by the toe.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to get a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill went into a nod and did the loose booty.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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