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Things get the darkest before dawn.

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Things are gonna happen for me. I'm Joe Dirt!

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Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back, makin fun of poor little Joe Dirt?

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She's your sister dude, she's gotta be and you made out with her man. What's wrong with you you pervert. You just said your sister's hot. What a freak, you're goin to hell man.

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Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good? Why are boobs good?

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