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We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.

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A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

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I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

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Featured Quote: "Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel."

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