Bart Simpson Quotes & Sayings

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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

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Funny Christmas quotes

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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

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Christmas quotes Funny quotes

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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

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Being A Good Person quotes

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Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!

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Quotes by Bart Simpson

Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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