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I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.

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I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

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What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

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