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There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

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Where are all the sour patch parents?

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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

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Featured Quote: "Its funny how sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for, are the ones behind the trigger."

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