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Yea.. but it's a fucking sweet car!

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Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!

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Wassup, Silver Fox? Oh, I started a fight club.

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So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, I mean...

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I have to pee out of my ass.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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