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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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I always watch Dean Martin's show... just to see if he falls down.

A man should be rugged like Steve McQueen; the way he stands, like he's ready for something. Or he should be a man of the world like Dean Martin.

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I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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