Betty White Quotes & Sayings

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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.

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Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.	724 up, 82 down

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I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

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If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

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You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

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